SLICDUMPTOOKIT(幽默英语笑话)
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2024-04-11
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1. SLICDUMPTOOKIT,幽默英语笑话?
以下是一些幽默的英文笑话:
When walking in a certain fast fashion clothing store, I felt a certain lack of comfort. As I made my way through the racks, I saw a pair of pants that were made of 100% cashmere. I felt a twinge of envy, but then I remembered that even celebrities who sported these pants always claimed they were either doing so on vacation or saving them for their red carpets appearance, so I chuckled and finished dressing quickly. As I made my way out, I saw the same cashmere pants on a mannequin in the next rack. I felt even luckier and quickly pulled out a credit card to buy both.
One day, a group of us were walking down the street when we saw a sign that read "Free Wi-Fi". We were all excited and quickly got into the nearest building, only to find that the "Wi-Fi" was just an ad for an $80 wifi password. We were all too shy to go back and ask for another password, so we stood there, with our mouths wide open, for what seemed like an eternity.
I once visited Japan and was chatting with a local on the street. We were both walking and he suddenly let out a loud fart. I was so embarrassed that I quickly apologized and offered to buy him a new one. He replied, "No problem, I just took a dump in my pants and my new pants are all full of it."
One evening, while walking down the street with my dog, I saw a group of young girls standing next to a big wall that said "I love China". One of them was even giving the Chinese characters on the wall a kiss! I couldn't help but feel that these girls were being too forward, but then I realized that maybe they were just testing the Chinese wall's temperature.
I once worked in an office where the secretary had a habit of making inappropriate comments during meetings. One day, during a particularly awkward silence, she commented on how awkward it was for everyone to listen to her talk. I knew she was joking, but I also knew that some people might take it seriously, so I stood up and said, "Hey, I think we can all agree that we're here to work together, not to listen to her awkwardl
2. 如何查看win7旗舰版完整密钥?
用下面的几个命令在“运行”查看下:
1. slmgr.vbs -dli
显示:操作系统版本、部分产品密钥、许可证状态
2. slmgr.vbs -dlv
显示:最为详尽的激活信息,包括:激活ID、安装ID、激活截止日期
3. slmgr.vbs -xpr
显示:是否彻底激活
4. slmgr.vbs -ipk
更换WIN7序列号
5. slmgr.vbs -ato
激活WIN7
6. windows7怎么查看自己完整的密钥:
以管理员身份运行slic dumptookit
右击 我的电脑-属性,弹出对话框,把右边的滚动条拉到最下面就看见了是否激活和密钥
7. 导入“OEM密钥”方法(示例):
①.以“管理员身份”运行“命令提示符”;
②.键入slmgr.vbs -ipk xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
友情提示:
“OEM密钥”只对“相应”Windows 7版本,不会“挑剔”计算机品牌。
本站涵盖的内容、图片、视频等数据系网络收集,部分未能与原作者取得联系。若涉及版权问题,请联系我们删除!联系邮箱:ynstorm@foxmail.com 谢谢支持!
1. SLICDUMPTOOKIT,幽默英语笑话?
以下是一些幽默的英文笑话:
When walking in a certain fast fashion clothing store, I felt a certain lack of comfort. As I made my way through the racks, I saw a pair of pants that were made of 100% cashmere. I felt a twinge of envy, but then I remembered that even celebrities who sported these pants always claimed they were either doing so on vacation or saving them for their red carpets appearance, so I chuckled and finished dressing quickly. As I made my way out, I saw the same cashmere pants on a mannequin in the next rack. I felt even luckier and quickly pulled out a credit card to buy both.
One day, a group of us were walking down the street when we saw a sign that read "Free Wi-Fi". We were all excited and quickly got into the nearest building, only to find that the "Wi-Fi" was just an ad for an $80 wifi password. We were all too shy to go back and ask for another password, so we stood there, with our mouths wide open, for what seemed like an eternity.
I once visited Japan and was chatting with a local on the street. We were both walking and he suddenly let out a loud fart. I was so embarrassed that I quickly apologized and offered to buy him a new one. He replied, "No problem, I just took a dump in my pants and my new pants are all full of it."
One evening, while walking down the street with my dog, I saw a group of young girls standing next to a big wall that said "I love China". One of them was even giving the Chinese characters on the wall a kiss! I couldn't help but feel that these girls were being too forward, but then I realized that maybe they were just testing the Chinese wall's temperature.
I once worked in an office where the secretary had a habit of making inappropriate comments during meetings. One day, during a particularly awkward silence, she commented on how awkward it was for everyone to listen to her talk. I knew she was joking, but I also knew that some people might take it seriously, so I stood up and said, "Hey, I think we can all agree that we're here to work together, not to listen to her awkwardl
2. 如何查看win7旗舰版完整密钥?
用下面的几个命令在“运行”查看下:
1. slmgr.vbs -dli
显示:操作系统版本、部分产品密钥、许可证状态
2. slmgr.vbs -dlv
显示:最为详尽的激活信息,包括:激活ID、安装ID、激活截止日期
3. slmgr.vbs -xpr
显示:是否彻底激活
4. slmgr.vbs -ipk
更换WIN7序列号
5. slmgr.vbs -ato
激活WIN7
6. windows7怎么查看自己完整的密钥:
以管理员身份运行slic dumptookit
右击 我的电脑-属性,弹出对话框,把右边的滚动条拉到最下面就看见了是否激活和密钥
7. 导入“OEM密钥”方法(示例):
①.以“管理员身份”运行“命令提示符”;
②.键入slmgr.vbs -ipk xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxx
友情提示:
“OEM密钥”只对“相应”Windows 7版本,不会“挑剔”计算机品牌。
本站涵盖的内容、图片、视频等数据系网络收集,部分未能与原作者取得联系。若涉及版权问题,请联系我们删除!联系邮箱:ynstorm@foxmail.com 谢谢支持!